The A-Z of Mummy Manners Tour De Fuss
Ten PM Sunday Night. Text Message from Hell. Hi Libbi. I’m not coming Tomorrow. Feel Sick. Or that in an Bla Bla Bla Ooops I forgot you really needed me even though you explained and I really don’t give a toss about you anyway fashion that told me this Nanny was on two strikes. Especially since tomorrow – that is today, is the first day of the Mummy Manners Tour De Fuss. I really have learned something from writing this little book. I am no longer co dependant on whippet. Have three options that can save the day and mind Lady Ga ga aged 1 whilst I romp around the media trying to flog this little beudy to afford a private school education for the children before they reach 21. ( Cos thats a long time to hold them back) OK – so we kicked off with a warm up Chat with Dave and Sammy on WAVE FM in Woollongong for Breakfast. My God – we spoke about Children and Sammy Didn’t puke! DO Mummy’s really need a quick slap across the chops at times? Discuss people! Then quick trip to The Morning Show on Channel 7 with Larry and Kylie. Chat with The Queen of 7 News Ann Sanders in make up. Years ago, when her kids were sick and the nanny squibbed, she said, she hid them in her dressing room because the Bosses would never have understood. Motherhood was to be kept separate from real Life. Is this still the case? Discuss more.
The Show itself, with Larry and Kylie, Surprisingly Fun.
Note to self: Pass stools, don’t sit on them on Morning Television. Wear Darker Lipstick. Try not to swear Got hauled in to partner the quick as a flash speak to Kill Adam Spencer in a second Jury Segment because someone else’s nanny didn’t turn up, so neither did she. Possibly still co dependant. Either that or facing Adam each week is no good for the self esteem. I’m not sure what hurts more.
James Valentine next, on 702. What a gorgeous bloke. But we all know that. Joel Rheinberger in Hobart after. Ditto. But you will come to know that.
Love Blokes. Love the Flirt. Extra kilos don’t seem to matter.